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2. Do you really love me?
a Well … I’m fond of you.
b I suppose so.
c Would it make you feel better if I said yes?
d Can you doubt it, my precious?

3. Do I look fat?
a No, of course not. (After saying this, quickly leave the room.)
b I've seen fatter.
c No, an elephant’s much fatter, dear.
d Darling, I love you just the way you are.

4. Do you think your secretary’s prettier than me?
a No, you are much prettier and more intelligent too.
b Well dear, you’re prettier in a different way.
c Darling, I’ve always loved you for your personality.
d Don’t feel too bad, she WAS a model, remember.

5. What would you do if I died?
a Have a party.
b I just couldn’t go on living and I’d never want to remarry.
c Ask my secretary to move in to help me with my grief.
d Collect the insurance money.

6. Do you respect me?
a What’s respect?
b Well, in some ways, I’d have to say yes.
c Respect, love, trust and cherish, my only darling.
d Yeah, yeah.

7. If I were younger, would you love me more?
a Damned right I would!
b Each day you’re better and more appealing in some new way.
c But you’re not.
d My love is for you, not for your age.

8. Could you ever leave me for another woman?
a Probably.
b What a stupid question.
c Do you think I’d tell you?
d How could you ask such a thing, my love, my world, the girl of my dreams?

9. Sometimes I think you just want me for my body.
a You’re physically irresistible, that’s true; but your wit, humour and conversation are pretty cool too..
b Have you looked in a mirror lately?
c (No comment, just a raised eyebrow)
d Not completely, darling.

10. If I became ill, would you look after me?
a Maybe.
b You know I’d love to, if only I could get away from work.
c I’d be there by your side, until you were nurtured back to full health.
d That’s a woman’s job.

- partially submitted by: Debbie Williams