[mr. badger asks] any problems with these notices
Tuesday, August 15, 2006
• In a Tokyo Hotel: Is forbitten to steal hotel towels please. If you are not person to do such thing is please not to read notis.
• In another Japanese hotel room: Please to bathe inside the tub.
• In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.
• In a Paris hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front desk.
• In a hotel in Athens: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9a.m. and 11 a.m. daily.
• In a Japanese hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
• In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery: You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday.
• In an Austrian hotel catering for skiers: Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension.
• On a Swiss restaurant menu: Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.
• On the menu of a Polish hotel: Salad firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose. beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion.
• In the Soviet Weekly: There will be a Moscow Exhibition of Arts by 15000 Soviet Republic painters and sculptors. These were executed over the past two years.
• In a Vienna hotel: In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter.
• A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest: It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for example, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose.
• In a Zurich hotel: Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.
• A translated sentence from a Russian chess book: A lot of water has been passed under the bridge since this variation has been played.
• In a Rome laundry: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.
• In another Japanese hotel room: Please to bathe inside the tub.
• In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.
• In a Paris hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front desk.
• In a hotel in Athens: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9a.m. and 11 a.m. daily.
• In a Japanese hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
• In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery: You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday.
• In an Austrian hotel catering for skiers: Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension.
• On a Swiss restaurant menu: Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.
• On the menu of a Polish hotel: Salad firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose. beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion.
• In the Soviet Weekly: There will be a Moscow Exhibition of Arts by 15000 Soviet Republic painters and sculptors. These were executed over the past two years.
• In a Vienna hotel: In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter.
• A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest: It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for example, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose.
• In a Zurich hotel: Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.
• A translated sentence from a Russian chess book: A lot of water has been passed under the bridge since this variation has been played.
• In a Rome laundry: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.
posted by James Higham at 17:32
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